Jonny the Monkey

Borat Make Signing of New Touristic Guidings Book!


Me see on Myspaces page that Borat write about where he be Novembers 7 to make signings of new Touristic Guidings book....

See me in movie poster on pg.49 of Borat book! View UNEDIT version by click picture!
Hello is Borat Sagdiyev, making noises on you with undersecretary of commerces and senoir officiates of Almaty tournament for bear wrestle, Azamat.

He is also a fat.

I am at halfway point in my journey onto American bookstore. This market I have stop in Uzbekh internets cafe (on Silk road) for liquid yak refreshments and for to write messages so YOU will meets me in America!

We will meet on the "Borders" marketplace in Westwood section of Los Angeleses. I will be perusing for new glove & mask for falcon exhibition and making signings of my new book "Borat: Touristic Guidings To Minor Nation of U.S. and A. and Touristic Guidingsto Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan".

This books is of extreme values as is made of highest quality Kazakh papers 50% tree, 10% asbestos, 22% gypsy, 18% pubis. This information alone and my signings on it should make book EXTREMLY VALUABLE! Perhaps as much 20 sheckels on Jewish telephone marketplace EBAY!! Or perhaps make barter for porno! (my preference).

So it is, when one harvest moon has passed on the 7th day of November, I make signing of "Borat: Touristic Guidings To Minor Nation of U.S. and A. and Touristic Guidings to Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan" with YOU!

Wednesday November 7th 7:00pm
1360 Westwood Blvd
Los Angeles 90024

Can have more reading pleasures about this book By click picture!
Video Film of Borat at Boreders Book Signings

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